Sunday, August 31, 2008

Here I Am

Well I got home around 5 on Thursday. Friday morning we dropped off mom's art work for the contest. I'll let her tell you more about that. We then headed out to Empire for dinner. Stopped at some art gallery type places and one very cool antique shop. Owned by a very interesting English guy. Had a nice chat with him and then headed home. Stopped at Otter lake along the way. Very hot here the past two days. And will stay that way throuogh Tuesday. The ground is very dried out and things are looking brown around here.

The other big event of the past three days is that Tigger spent part of Saturday evening out on the back deck. Mom found her when she was cleaning brushes at the sink and saw a strange animal on the back deck that turned out to be Tigger. This is Tigger's second escape into the great outdoors this summer. Quite the little adventure cat. Love to all, The I don't Want To Head Down State Boy

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Stand Proud Snooty

You are the wonderful Snooty Dippindunkin married to the ever wonderful Fluffy Dippindunkin. I, being Dorfus Frickenbutt married Snickle Frickenbutt. Mom and Dad are Cheesey and Farcus Wafflehump.  You're inlaws are Dipsy and Crusty Dippindunkin but Crusty goes by her middle name Snickle.  Got that all now? There will be a test later.


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Who am I?

Have no idea who I am or who I'm married to. Snooty, Fluffy, tweetie bird and Snuffalupagus all say hi.

As for animal related crap. That was standard issue adopter information. I couldn't care less if Roxy and Fig were eating entire deer carcases. I was in a sarcastic and contrary mood and that was the result. Geez, the people across the street had a dead goat in their yard and I didn't do anything about that, I'm certainly not about to call anyone on the most pampered pooches in Tennessee. Feed em whatever you want. Geez.

I'm done, cashed, exhausted. Have nothing else to say. Night.

Wish it wasn't so...

There's something inherently sad about Fluffy being truly Fluffy...Sleezy was SO VERY MUCH more macho! Maybe Tommy will get "reader's cramp" before he makes it this far in the blog?????

Love you tons girl...despite the fact that you put a price tag on caring for my ancient carcus. Farcus/carcus. HE'LL take care of me for free! I HOPE. I made tiles all day for the upcoming show September 11. I'm completely certain this show will net as much profit as the craft parts of YOUR gathering and the contributions at the Humane Society. But there's that endless optimism that "maybe THIS time."

Heading for the Democratic Convention on TV. Want to hear what the Hilary has to say on behalf of her advisary (and TO Mr. McCain for using her primary words against her in those new commercials). Lots of curiosity here. Be well until tomorrow.

Love to ALL the crazy people who read this insane missive! Ma

Long live Fluffy!

Fluffy it is. Fluffy it shall be.  Poor Fluffy though, last time I talked to him he was reading the blog, but starting at the very begining. So by the time he get here, it should be a big surprise that he's been discussed so much.

I bet you already miss Farcus. Hang tight Miss Cheesey, just know you are loved by all of us and Farcus will never be far. Only by miles that separate us are we alone.

I love you!!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Love you Dorfus

As I emailed you, I'm hoping that Thomas equals Fluffy...SO DAMNED less forgiving than "Sleezy". Got to go back and check. If the boy is going to sneak around and view peeks he's got to live up to his true name....here's HOPING!

I WAY prefer Cheesey to Fluffy. POOR Tommy! Farcus is safe at the farmhouse. Wish we were ALL there, dogs and all, together. That would be the best of the best! Can't believe the Cucca is Snooty...well, if you count opinionated (which is one of her most ENDEARING qualities!) I'm so incredibly fortunate to have all of you in my life. Don't even have a clue what I'd do without you!

You make me wake up in the morning and believe there's a future. Love, Ma

*sighing*

You're right mama Chessy.  As usual.  I'm sorry sister Snooty.  Snickle sends his love to all. Hope Farcus made it in alright.
Love all you weirdos!
xoxo
Dorfus
P.S. Isn't Snooty's husband actually named Sleezy? I think it might be.