Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Seniors Breakfast Special (for those over 61)

John and Judy went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors special was 2 eggs, bacon, hashbrowns and toast for $1.99  "Sounds good"  Judy said, "but I don't want the eggs."  "Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a la carte" the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Judy asked incredulously. "YES!" stated the waitress. "Then I'll take the special" said Judy.  "How would you like your eggs?" asked the waitress. "Raw and in the shell," replied Judy.  She took the 2 eggs home

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