Cousin

Hey Jess, I'm pretty sure I told you that Brenda the Perfect gave birth March 14 to your cousin Samuel Paul. He was two weeks early which the entire K-conspiracy calls "premature"...any OBGYN calls it the two week window.

The "child" was 20 1/2" and 5#9oz. He's 5 months old and weighs less than 10#. No pictures were offered while we endured the "visit." They said there were pix but they forgot to bring them.

Paul's nearly 48 and Brenda's ten years younger. Thirty years ago a child like this would be declared a "failure to thrive" and most likely there would be a medical reason for the problem. Of course, your "grandfather" doesn't have much to say...as you pointed out, it's his first. Ferd and Kirk mention, of course, that cereal and food isn't recommended until the kid is six months old. Gosh, Jess, you didn't get either of those items until the day you turned six months old. And you know THAT story! You certainly weren't overweight (thin, even) but probably 15 pounds heavier than THIS kid, and that was on formula, just like the kid has been fed. He's only one week away from being six months old. Obviously there's something not right about the K bloodline.

Only here tonight because I didn't address your questions about the kid. Paul's been unemployed for 15 months. Brenda's working at something, I don't know what. Do'ya think maybe Ferd's eggs have been planted in the wrong baskets? Well, he certainly sucked as much life as he was able out of your Dad's baby eggs. Feeling more and more confident about kharma. If you could see him with Kirk you'd feel some real vindication. There seems to be a price tag on marrying for money.

Dad's in the tub downstairs. Signing off so that I'll be available for conversation when he emerges. Loads of love.

WHERE'S LORI?????

Miss you Lorinda! Ma