Monday, August 25, 2008

The Voice of Reason Referees

Okay Dorfus Frickenbutt...time to make peace with Snooty Dippendunkin. Advice will NEVER be accepted by either of you until you acknowledge who you TRULY ARE! And as difficult as the first sentence may be to accept, Tommy's NOT going to freely admit that "Snooty's" husband is named "Fluffy Dippendunkin." (Wait 'til Farcus gets ahold of THAT information!)

You'd better start reading those emails Jess. They're LOADED with info you couldn't have acquired anywhere else. Trust me, the one and only Cheesey Wafflehump.

No more pet discussions Dorfus and Snooty. Obviously you're too protective of your parenting skills to engage in a productive dialogue! Love you both. Fluffy too. John/Farcus should be rolling in within the next hour. Take good care of him? I'm sort'a attached to the old fart.

More when I get my new "single" life in order here. Ma

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